Pokécamper

A term for NPC trainers that camp out in spots where a player character cannot avoid them, such as hiding behind a corner on a one-way path through a gym. This can be especially irritating for an impatient player trying to speedrun the game.

The player reached Mistralton Gym and began to make his way to battle Skyla for a Jet Badge. Trying to run into as few trainers as possible, the player navigated his way through a torrent of obstacles that were the result of yet another mentally insane Gym Leader's fetish gone awry.

Player: "What the hell is with all these cannons? Anyway, I hope this next one takes me straight to my Jet Badge."

The player was then jettisoned over to a landing area marked with parallel red lines, where a trainer was waiting for him.

Player: "Son of a bitch, fucking pokécamper!"

Worker Brady: "I'm making preparations to fly ever higher!"

Player: "I think your high enough."

by jerkalert May 2, 2011

poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...

"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!

by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011

Poke Loop

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.

Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??

by Quagmire_Alright March 6, 2012

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

poke addict

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.

The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression

by Bondpua September 16, 2013

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

Pokediction

A pokediction is someone who is obsessed with pokemon. If you think you have a pokediction, it might just be a strong desire, but you'll probably grow out of it, but for someone who has a pokediction, it can take for a darker turn. For example, if you are constantly thinking about pokemon non stop, having dreams about pokemon, having fantasies of pokemon, replacing your spare time playing or watching pokemon instead of doing something else, and having lots of merchandise of anything pokemon related that could indicate that you are showing a strong desire and could take a brake. A pokediction is like any other addiction; it takes time and determination to get rid of it. So if you find yourself subconsciously thinking about it or having the urge to play it and/or watch it, or any other of these symptoms, then you most likely have an addiction. If you are tired of this addiction or its interfering with your life, you should take some self therapy and look for something more better to do.

Guy1 - "Man, Guy2 must have an obsession with pokemon, he's always talking about it and asking us to play the trading card game with him!"

Guy3 - Heh, I know right. I wonder if he's okay?

Guy2 - H-hey, Guy1 and Guy3! Guess what? The new legendary pokemon just came out! I am so going to read the bulbapidia to see it's location for I can get it in Pokemon Orange addition!

Guy1 - ... ...... ..........

Guy3 - Yup, he's got a pokediction.

GameFreak® - Hehe..yes he does, yes he most certainly does *Smirks*

by AManWhoLikesRPG's July 8, 2015