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by OH HEY XBXSORRY November 7, 2020
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Scientists found a relic which these lines written on it:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the weiners first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of pussy and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual fapping. In his ravenous horny he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the trans cunts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the milk of his weiner named him... the Paxton.
Sb:I'm gonna sleep cuties bye(after I mastrubate)
Paxton:You kinky
Sb:C'mon I haven't seen any p00sy after rona.
Paxton:I never said you shouldn't *licking emoji*
Scientists found a relic which these lines written on it:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the weiners first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of pussy and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual fapping. In his ravenous horny he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the trans cunts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the milk of his weiner named him... the Paxton.
Sb:I'm gonna sleep cuties bye(after I mastrubate)
Paxton:You kinky
Sb:C'mon I haven't seen any p00sy after rona.
Paxton:I never said you shouldn't *licking emoji*
Have you prayed Paxton today?
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by cammoormeier January 6, 2021
Get the paytonjadensexual mug.Such a baddie. Can be very annoying but sweet. Usually blonde, can sound like a seagull when she screams but can hit the Ariana Grande high note. She can be very rude but she's ok
Lauren: you see that baddie over there
Carly: ya she's like kinda annoying and rude
Lauren: she must be a Paytonn
Carly: ya she's like kinda annoying and rude
Lauren: she must be a Paytonn
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