Merman

1. A creature that is half-fish, half-man
2. A kind of dressing that can only be described as "table"
3. An old white guy who screams in little kids' faces about cereal box colors.

Did you see that guy? He was such a merman because he was half-fish, half-man.

Dude, look at that old white guy. I think he's screaming at some kids about cereal.

by Like Fire February 11, 2009

marmadukes

Big feet

Shaq has a pair of Marmadukes

by Grouch April 19, 2004

morman

a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???

Hi, im a morman, i believe that morman is a swell religion!!! NOT

by simon.t July 15, 2008

Morman prank

A prank that doesn't do much other than slightly annoy people

Person 1: Why did you stop my microwave before it finished?
Person 2: it's a morman prank!

by big flee April 23, 2019

Mormal

What Mormons consider normal but otherwise isn’t normal.

Having multiple wives isn’t normal but it is Mormal.

by SaintRespushiaIronWarrior December 5, 2019

marmatose

when cum gets dry and hardens its also called marmatose

is that marmatose on the blanket gross.

by sam wrinkle August 24, 2008

mermadillo

This is a fantasy creature whose combination is a mermaid and an armadillo. The bottom half of the creature is the mermaid-half. Its top half is the armadillo-half.

Man 1: Look at the beauty of the swimming mermadillo!

Man 2: Beauty wasn't really the word I had in mind...

by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014