Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.

Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”

by Idk... eevee I guess? December 28, 2017

Compliment Monday

Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.

Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)

Devin: Hey you have nice forehead

Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too

by Clubpenguiner69 August 5, 2018

Prince Moledi

The feeling of being the greatest to ever do it.

I felt like Prince Moledi while playing soccer today.

by Prince Moledi November 6, 2018

Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.

Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.

by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019

get momed

What you say to anyone when something shitty occurs to them

Person 1: *slips on banana and cracks open skull*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

get momed

The phrase when something shitty happens to someone you know

Person 1: *slips on banana and straight up dies*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020