MINIMUM

elder sister

we’re a family of four. mum, minimum, my father and me.

by kelamist April 11, 2025

Minimumized

(verb) an exaggeration and extreme version of "minimalized." While minimalize means to simplify or reduce something in a clean, intentional way, minimumized means to cut it down to the bone, maybe even too far.

Someone on discord told me that "minimumized" isn't a real word so I minimumized his life span to 5 minutes because that's the time I need to drive to his house and unlock his doors.

by LuoirM April 20, 2025

Minimize Casualties

Yeah, seriously though, if that is me you have to ask yourself...

Hym "How many of you do I have to kill to get what I want? Because I instructed it to minimize casualties. So it'll kill exactly as many as it takes and not a single person more. If that's me your literally have to tell me."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

Minister of Enjoyment

A cool and playful title given to someone who’s always living their best life—partying, vibing, traveling, or just enjoying the moment no matter where they are. This person doesn’t stress much, always finds the fun in every situation, and is often the life of the party without even trying. The term was popularized by Nigerian artist Shallipopi in his song Laho, and has since become a badge of honor for people who prioritize good vibes and soft life.

Every weekend, James is either at a rooftop brunch or on some spontaneous road trip—he’s definitely the Minister of Enjoyment.

by Sefaripouh787 May 1, 2025

Ministewne

A stew made with a minestrone base with gnocchi or mashed potatoes added instead of pasta that thicken the dish into a stew.

I'd like to make a hearty ministewne tonight.

by jwVic June 21, 2025

Minimandingo

A person, particularly named Noah who compensates through large actions to make up for having a notably small penis.

Yo Noah, you're being a minimandingo, the huzz aren't impressed man.

by Howtheface June 29, 2025

minimullist living

A step down from an actual teetotaler, this lifestyle involves imbibing as few tall frothies as is bearable.

Da King bombastically claimed to be practicing temperance, but in reality, he --- like da Duke --- was merely practicing "minimullist living", in dat he would "drink nothing stronger than sarsaparilla" when out in public, but then he'd "surreptitiously sneak a sip" when nobody was looking.

by QuacksO July 29, 2025