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FRIENDLESS MIDGET

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
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Midget Dumping

The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.
"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"
by lawboffin March 28, 2009
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vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.
"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"
by Nikmiesterman April 12, 2008
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Big Midget

somebody who is bigger than the average midget, but smaller than the average person
omg look its that Big Midget from Fold!!
by BM-Fold February 13, 2009
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midget

Modern-day "dwarves".
"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave June 21, 2004
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midget slayer

one who's own phobia of midgets causes them to commit acts of violence toward little people sometimes resulting in death, paralysis, or erectile disfunction. midget slayers can be found hanging out at truckstops, casinos, carnivals, or other places where little people are common.
i once knew a midget slayer named chris who was sodomized so many times and ate the hearts of so many midgets that he now poops blood
by h0gan September 11, 2008
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chocolate oreo midget fornication

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.
Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...
by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010
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