May 4th

The best day of the year cause it’s my birthday :)

May 4th

Happy Birthday!

by Lauren🙃😁 November 12, 2020

May 18th

May 18th is National ask your crush day good luck

Darrick: holly shit it’s may 18th uk wah dat means

Jacob: yea time to see if she like me bck

by 88137 June 6, 2018

may 7

The day you appreciate short queens

May 7 is the day u appreciate short queens ( under 5‘5 )

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

May 4

Star Wars day:
My the force- forth be with you..

Person 1: ''Hey guess what?''
Person 2: ''What''
Person 1: ''Star wars day!''
Person 2: ''Star wars day! its May 4th?''
Person 1: ''May the Forth be with you.''
Person 2 : ''Ohhh.''

by tillythesillyboiaf November 8, 2019

May 18th

Pick your girl up an eat her out so good it drives her crazy

Ima go eat my girls puss on may 18th

by Eatthatcat33 June 7, 2018

may 25th

A day of the year

Person 1: Define may 25th
Person 2: a day of the year dumb butt

by Thatonegirl1029384756 October 29, 2019

may 27

national fuck you girlfriend day.

gf:fuck me
u:no
gf:it’s may 27
u:okay and?
gf:it’s national fuck your gf day dumbass
u:stfu before i leave ur ass

by cock master 365 April 15, 2021