Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

by SnatchMaster17 September 6, 2013

Madturbate

when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate

Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.

by satansmiles July 1, 2016

Masturbake

Masturbating while waiting for the oven to preheat.

I wanted to reheat some pizza in the oven so seemed like the best opportunity to masturbake while I waited.

by Saucyz May 2, 2018

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

MASKURBAIT

Attract or entice your significant other by rubbing THEIR mask with your genitals without them knowing it, in hopes that your scent will attract a sexual encounter.

He knew that she would be going to the store today wearing her mask as she walked into the market, he decided to maskurbait her with the smell of his balls as she was filling her shopping cart with groceries.

by taxman11 September 20, 2020

MasturbaSession

The act of masturbating and smoking right after .

"Sarah came over, she almost interrupted my masturbasession"

by MightQui January 8, 2021