Mariam

Mariam is a crazy girl who shouts a lot she loves food and also pushes a lot and very aggressive, she loves hot guys a lot especially guys who has beards, mariams are mainly short but hate to admit it, she’s cool and has a lot of friends but always likes to say shutup during an argument, you would hate not to be mariams friend

“ Mariam is sexy “

by Michael somanadan May 12, 2018

Anna Maria College

Small Catholic college/prison, located just west of East Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like high school all over again.

Admission requirements: must be a senior in high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.

Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.

Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!

by superslut2015 March 30, 2012

Andrea and Mariah

Two peas in a pod; Remote to the television; Peanut butter and jelly; Spongebob and Patrick

These two lovely ladies are inseparable.

They are as close as girls can get.

(without being called lesbians)

They would do anything for eachother, and love one another to death.

Best bud's and Best friends forever.

Black guy 1: Hey nigga, check dem out. They are looking fine.

Black guy 2: Yo, I know man.. That's "Andrea and Mariah", but we can't get between them.

Black guy 1: Why man?

Black guy 2: Cuz dey stuck to each other like glue.

Black guy 1: Dammmn.

by Justanotherdefinition November 10, 2010

maria phase

The phase of a guy (or girl)'s life when he/she fancies a girl called Maria. If that particular Maria returns any love then the maria phase is broken.

OMG! He is SO going through the maria phase right now!

by Wa-Kaas March 14, 2009

Maria Munoz

Maria is the most beautiful cosmic creature that is kind enough to grace us with her mere presence here on planet Earth. She has been gracefully brought down from above by angels who made her perfect. She is the cutest thing to meet the eye. She can be a total bitch sometimes but is sweet and caring at the same time. Her heart is easily broken, so be careful with her fragile feelings. She has few friends and she adores and appreciates them more than anything on the planet. (lucky bastards) She likes to skate, draw, and listen to music, preferably naked. She's very smart, yet dislikes school. She loves animals and nature. She is just perfect.

boy #1: Maria Munoz is amazing, I wish I could find someone as perfect as her.

boy #2: Yeah, I know. Any guy that can have her is the luckiest person on earth.

boy #1: She is the most interesting and nicest person ever.

*drools*

by alienheadstuff January 16, 2012

Maria

Maria is a great person. She is emotional sometimes but her soul can forgive everything. She will give her life for her friends and her soulmate. Her family doesn't appreciate her so much ,and that's why she cries every night.

She is perfect.

Maria is a strong, smart ,talented, kind bitch

by COLE MIRAH March 8, 2020

florence grace maria baker

florence grace maria baker is an indented MILF who loves to be a quirky uwu baddie

wow look at that florence grace maria baker

by uwu baddie March 15, 2022