manpon

What a gay guy needs if he's bitchy like he's having a period.

Hon, do you need a manpon?

by SparkyBaby August 19, 2008

Mahooning

The act of going crazy fast on your skis or snowboard.

"Blud, did you see me fly down that run?"

"Yeah, you were mahooning like a madman, right on!"

"Sweet.....let's go get cunted for apres"

by Tragic Bitch With Spinach Dip June 19, 2012

Manpon

A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.

Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."

by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015

Mansoon

The event of a woman having an unusual amount of men contact her over a short period of time. Sometimes following the full moon. Usually a surprise to the woman. Typically after a dry spell in her romantic and social life. Almost all of the contacts will be of romantic interest.

"I think my mansoon has started , I've have three guys hit on me out of nowhere this weekend. "

by Too Curious July 13, 2017

Manpon

A rolled up piece of toilet paper or paper towel placed in a mans anus after being raped. Usually used within prison. This prevents blood leakage that would give away what is happening either to him or to prevent the guards from finding out.

“Yo, you see that blood on jimmys jumpsuit? Looks like he needs a manpon”

by Heyitisyaboy June 19, 2019

manong

In Hawaii, "manong" is a slang word that refers to Filipino people.

It comes from the Ilokano word for "older male/brother/cousin".

Kawika: You know Finn? Ho, dat manong so akamai! (You know Finn? That Filipino is so smart!)
Jerry: I know right? Dat buggah get one perfect score on da last test! (I know right? That guy had a perfect score on the latest test!)

by suzukihmj October 2, 2020

Manon

Manon is the pretty girl who doesn’t know it enough, the one that everyone looks to because she is the best friend you could ever hope to have. She’s creative, she’s fun, she’s smart, she travels, she has good taste, she’s trustworthy. Even if she first appears shy, she always has a story to tell and makes friends like a breeze in the wind. She’s everything you could ask for in a person and more.

Manon is wifey material

by @ffll00 November 22, 2021