major bitch

Ultimate bitch

oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!

by jojojojomo August 1, 2016

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008

A Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of three sharps or flats.

A major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
A B C# D E F# G# A

by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

major_matt

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

by Al Gore August 18, 2003

majorpain

Noun.
(1) a wordlamer/word beyond all comprehension. A rampant, stupid, ugly, genital-free zone.
(2) a slimy postule or wart on the penis of a walrus.

(1) Julian Clarey is almost as gay as majorpain!
(2) I've got a huge majorpain on my penis and no matter how much I scratch it, burn it, shout at it or cut it, it just wont let go.

by anonymous September 28, 2003

major punch-up

A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.

Celtic Vs Rangers > major punch-up shall ensue.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Majorlemma

its more than a dilemma. its a majorlemma

i hav a majorlemma......wat do i watch 2nyt?
vampire diaries or flash forward?

by fuzzy lil man peach September 28, 2009