eye-mail

(n.) - Visually-pleasing email messages and letters that arrive in your inbox with vibrantly-colored backgrounds and icons.

"Most of my incoming email is boring black-and-white messages, but every once in a while, someone sends me some really cool eye-mail, and I love it!"

-- Overheard at a watercooler at the San Francisco Art Institute

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009

Junk Mail

Gloryholing though a mail slot.

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"

by beefstew429 April 22, 2011

Junk mail

Mail containing heroin.

I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Junk mail

Dik pics..

I just love gettin "junk mail" , u kno them dik pics, dudes alwaz talkin bout they junk..lol.. "junk mail"...

by Mizz jackson if ya nasty February 7, 2022

e-mail

The "OTHER" Sex :D

Female=Girl
Male=Guy
E-mail=Computer

:D he he he

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

Pussy mail

When a women partner in the relationship threatns that if the man dose not do what she has told him to do he is not getting any sex

Girl"hey randy could you come wacth bold and the beutiful with me"
Randy"uhh get fucked"
Girl"well i wont be letting u if u dont wacth it with me"
Randy"You know what u can do get ur pussy mail and ur ugly bicth ass and shove them up ur vagina"

Girl"thought pussy mail would work"

by Hunter williams August 2, 2009

I-Mail

Abbreviation of "Internal mail". The often used method of communication in offices around the globe.

Worker 1: "I need to see it by the end of the week."
Worker 2: "I'll put a copy in the i-mail."

by MisterLamps April 24, 2008