Magic Cylinder

When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.

I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.

by TDG SN June 7, 2019

Kent Magic

Artisan PHP crafted over the weekend in Wabash County Indiana

When the OSS community does or doesn't have a solution to the problem Kent Magic to the rescue!

by chubbssolutions December 9, 2022

The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

Magic: the Gathering

Updates: For those of you who don't know, the Throne of Eldraine set is coming out October 4th. The plane is based around Magic's twist on Arthurian & Grimm's Fairy Tales. There are new mechanics added to the game. I'll cover them below.

New Magic: the Gathering Mechanics
Mechanics
Addamant: If 3 of some kind of mana was spent on summoning this creature, (wrote spell in cards idk why) put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Adventure: Does something and is in exile until next turn for a specific amount of mana and stays in exile unless you pay the summon cost.
Food Tokens: Sack it along with spend 2 mana to gain 3 life or, if you have Tempting Witch, sack the food along with paying 3 mana to deal 3 damage to opponent. (Only works in a black, black/r or g or w or blue, b/r/g, etc, etc.)

by EAsuccracc September 29, 2019

Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.

Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!

by Tazzle November 3, 2009

The Magical Triangle

A form of lesbian threesome where one girls head is licking another's vagina and that girl is licking another girls vagina and THAT girl is licking the first girls vagina

Come on girls let's do a the magical triangle

by Unknown user 0089 December 20, 2018

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014