ill-mail

The email you or your co-workers read upon returning to work from being sick.

What's Tony talking about? -Oh that. Nevermind, he's just reading his ill-mail from last week.

by Zack Zagato December 31, 2007

voice mail courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.

by andytheclark August 28, 2009

Mate Mail

The complete opposite of Hate Mail Mate Mail is either a letter or an email from your best friends.

I turned on my computer today and had a ton of Mate Mail waiting for me

by SceneOne September 6, 2010

E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

ass mail

when your sister/motheris letting you stick some dick up her ass

i Just did a crapton of ass mail to my mom

by ass mail December 8, 2016

trash e-mail

A service hotmail offers that will filter some useful messages but that will never ever filter a spam.

Cool, I got a huge amount of spams in my mailbox and all the letters my boss sent me are in the trash e-mail folder! Thank you, Microsoft.

by onlinepokes March 28, 2007

checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010