piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

by Trickenso September 29, 2006

peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.

The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.

by gfdas29 July 1, 2009

The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

mittler

To be left with the cheque. Typically at a restaurant, and in unexpected circumstances.
Similar to dining and dashing.
Common forms: mittlered, mittlering

"Oh my god, did he just leave without paying? He completley mittlered us!"

by master-beta August 8, 2008

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

Mittar

Mittar is Used For FRIENDS.

All the students of this class are my MITTARS.

by Mr. Shady123 October 20, 2009

mitty tilk

Titty milk

Mitty tilk, Mitty tilk, where is the Mitty tilk? I want the mitty tilk-- give me the Mitty tillk!!

by ElyssiaTheGreat March 15, 2016