Lying Ass Hoe

GWEN.

ABBY; WOW SHES A LYING ASS HOE
CHLOE; WHO?! ILL SLAP A HOE
ME; GWEN!!!!

by WEsPiLlThEtEa July 18, 2019

not even lying

I don't even know, NOT EVEN LYING.

"RIGHT, GET ON THE BUS, NOT EVEN LYING."

by billybillyohbilly August 21, 2009

layinvestiture

The practice of giving women gifts in order to have sex with her.

dude 1: Woah you bang'd that chick?
dude2: Yeah! I used layinvestiture on her!

by deadlysnyper April 6, 2009

lying about your rage

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.

Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?

Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.

Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?

Long Commuter: I'm not.

Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?

Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011

lazingularity

Having achieved the ultimate level of laziness. The laziness singularity.

- Hey, that dude named Ben sure is lazy.
- Lazy? He is beyond lazy, he has achieved lazingularity.

by Soleil Noir Media January 20, 2015

Lying Momoh

A boy that lies a lot. Normally say things like, "I get all the ladies," or, "I have a big dick," or,"I'm smart." He does this for personal gain even though everyone can see through him.

"Hey ladies, want to see my big dick?"
"No thank, you Lying Momoh

by True Defs. September 22, 2016

Layin it down

To fuck someone so hard they cant breath

Im about to be layin it down so hard

by JakeFrost October 1, 2016