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Kyle

Kyle is a person who thinks he is hard all the time but really isn’t.
He spend half of his day watching porn hub
Oh look it’s kyle Thurlow hehe
by Daddy day care April 27, 2020
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Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)
"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."
by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 9, 2020
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a bottom
probably is topped by a jack or a eric
person 1: i could totally top kyle.
by where's my juul?? May 10, 2020
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Punches holes in his walls and drinks monster.
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by ocolburn27 May 18, 2020
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The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.
Random Human: Eh, I don't really like Mountain Dew.

Kyle: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
by sk00bi May 18, 2020
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The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.
"Oh my gosh that guy is such a Kyle!"

"Lol he's probably a Kyle"
"Kyle, shut the **** up"
by HobboFaec May 25, 2020
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A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.
Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special
by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020
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