Joey Jordison

One Word - god. one of the best drummers there is.

joey jordison is a sic ass drummer

by That guy November 10, 2008

jobbymungler

A person who leaves their jobby's (shit) and doesn't flush them away.

I just walked into the high school toilet and found some jobbymungler had been in there.

by Christoph November 5, 2003

jobbycock

a cock so ugly it looks like a turd, also a particularly shitty cuntbag

your cock looks like shit - it s a jobbycock

by hairy donna October 29, 2006

Joey

A versatile word that can be used in place of “fuck”, “shit”, “bitch”, and any other obscenity required.

“What the Joey are you doing?!” or “You really Joeyed that up!”

by Fanny Pack Fan July 30, 2018

Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

by Borg November 26, 2004

Big Jobby

Someone who is crap, usually at their job.

14 SQN is believed to be the origin of the "Dave Y****s Is A Big Jobby" slogan phenomenon. This can be seen all over the world mainly around military establishments. It has not been confirmed if this person is actually a big jobby but the investigation is ongoing. An airman named Dave Y****s was formerly on 14 Squadron.

by Shinyliney February 15, 2007

joey

a cross between a hipster and a scene kid but will get pissed if you call him either of those. smokes as much as he jerks off but refuses to be called a stoner and hits on every girls but calls himself caring and dedicated. makes him self out to be the victim in every situation. bisexaul but won't admit to it. main interests included smoking boobs sex 420 video games weed sex weed drugs hipster swag yolo scene threesomes boys with piercings botdf and weed.

calls joey out on his bullsit**
peace yolo i don't have time for drama imma go smoke some weed japanese pool boys sex drugs dustep

by suckmyfuck420weed February 10, 2014