Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”
I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.
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Jeremy Camp is the new Super Man.
Exceptional in every way possible. Men strive to one day get even close to the man Jeremy Camp is. None succeed.
Jeremy Camp is the new Super Man.
Exceptional in every way possible. Men strive to one day get even close to the man Jeremy Camp is. None succeed.
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He'll steal your panties and heart at the same time and youll get neither of them back, ever."
"Whose your favorite superhero?"
"Jeremy Camp"
"I know the perfect person! Jeremy Camp"
"Whatch out for Jeremy Camp.
He'll steal your panties and heart at the same time and youll get neither of them back, ever."
"Whose your favorite superhero?"
"Jeremy Camp"
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