Daniel Jeetan

A stud that gets lots of girls and the best partier in town that supplies everyone with fun and all the good stuff

Daniel Jeetan made the party the best party in the county

by Stud v2 November 25, 2019

mr.jewett

Bald middle aged man, loves sports, definitely married and works as #1 teacher

that guy is totally a mr.jewett

by Crisp_kat November 19, 2021

no jebe

No cap.

Michael: Bro that chick looks so fine, no jebe.
Arthur: That's a drag queen.
Michael: She for sure a queen.
Arthur: No jebe.

by SomeoneNamedShiro July 19, 2022

D'jeet

A compressed word that means; "Did you eat?". "D'jeet" and/or "jeet" is used by Midwesterners that live in the Midwest of the U.S.

The 12 Midwest states are,

Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

"D'jeet, today?" (Did you eat, today?)

by xXtoxicXbbyXx November 12, 2022

Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.

I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets

by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024

5th Jebendia

One of the most badass servers around, led by the ultimate fucking chad, his name is... Arminius

5th Jebendia just fucking nuked my god damn server

5th Jebendia: bahahahaha fuck you

by Johann Friedrich von Pissbach February 24, 2024

Hohnny Jebert

A former NFL player and Strake Jesuit alumnus, Hohnny Jebert is still reliving his high school football glory days. He runs a chain of Dairy Queen’s based in Jamaica, which are questionably operated. He has multiple personalities which sometimes disagree with each other, making conversations with him very entertaining. Hohnny’s favorite pastimes include glazing Enron, hyping up Strake football, dissing Kinkaid, listening to obscure country music, playing golf, and playing wearing vests on Fridays. He looks so good it seems AI generated.

According to Hohnny Jebert, Strake Jesuit would have won the college football championship if they played how they did back in his day, when people respected Enron and wore vests daily.

by urfavclare February 9, 2025