Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

Obsessive Jonas Disorder by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

jonas brothers 

a fuck-tarded pop band that think their so cool and awwwwsome and claims "their" "music" is "rock" and dont forget they share their fans with justin beiber ! the "band" and and their fans (10-year-old whores) cant even imagine a time where you actually had to sing GOOD to be a singer . dont be fooled by the "purity rings " kids they gang bang eachother when there not on set because they love being incest !

1. jonas brothers: "awww yeah we are so cool with our afro haircuts and our rock music !!!!!!!111!!!!!ONE!!!!1"

2.jonas brothers : "hey justin bebier your so cool and gangsta just like us so we will give you some of our 10-year-old whor....uh i mean fans

3. jonas brothers fan: "whuuuuut that cant be there wasn't auto-tune when music was actually good their had to be RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!?!!111???!!?!?!ONE?!?!?!?"

4.jonas bitch #1 : "oh yah jo bro bitch #2 and #3 mom and uncle was right being incest really does feel good "

jonas brothers by ihavedescenttasteinmusic July 27, 2010

Jonas Brothers Fan 

Please refer to the definition of moron.

J Bros. Fan: I am a total Jonas Brothers fan!!! I luv them more than life itself!!!

Guy who listens to real music: Then you are a moron.

Jonas Brothers Fan by JuneBug7 May 22, 2011

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper" 

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper" by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of person that makes you feel special even if he doesn't show it he will .he will sometimes be shy but once you get to know him you will love him

That boy is so cute he must be a Jonathan

Jonathan by Jonathan Vazquez January 30, 2017

jonaj 

A gay spic who likes dating 12 year olds and likes eating cheese balls without the cheese

Is that jonaj hes so gay

Wait isn't that jonaj didn't he date a 3 year old? gross

jonaj by B_RAIDEN November 8, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan is the most talented, artistic, beautiful, creative, sweet, caring, amazing, sexy, crazy butthead. He’s goofy as hell and makes the best impressions. He is insecure yet the most fine and beautiful and sexy and cute guy in any room he walks into. He loves hard and passionately and values every moment with somebody that he loves. He is protective and caring for those around him. He is VERY stubborn but if you give him a chance, he’ll come around. He’s a very sweet, lovely guy who has his flaws, but none that are not worth it.

Jonathan is the most beautiful man I have ever met.

Jonathan by juicyjuiceguy March 27, 2019