two midgets in a headlock

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.

that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007

time in a bottle

song written by Jim Croche

if i could save time in a bottle, the first thing that i would like to do, is to save every day till eternity passes away just to spend them with you

by Shockakahn March 21, 2004

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

peas in a pod

NOT "invented by internet forum users." It's a phrase that's been in use for a couple hundred years. It means alike with a connotation of close. Like BFFs that have exactly the same tastes and wear the same clothes.

"Those two are just like peas in a pod."

by Mysteria Sleuthbedder August 29, 2016

panties in a wad

to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks

Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there."
Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off."

by nerak January 2, 2007

pig in a poke

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.

"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."

by Alpa June 27, 2006

in a pigs eye

Scoffing, derogatory: meaning "That ain't gonna happen."

First man: "You are gonna have to forgive her." Second man: "In a pigs eye I will!"

by Kester August 14, 2007