dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

put the tune in the cana

For when you need to put tune in the cana. #thug

Vro: on some bullshit

Me: Just put the tune in the cana bro

by tobiaslovescats72 May 23, 2025

Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.

Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.

by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022

Tune-nesia

Forgetting a song almost directly after hearing it. Most cases found in video-games.

I was playing PROTOTYPE 2 the other day and I could not remember any music for the life of me. I must suffer from a case of Tune-nesia.

by IKBIND June 29, 2015

Out of tune harmonica

Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.

"I got a little too into it last night and accidentally made Jill into an out of tune harmonica."

by gmos-kill February 7, 2018

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

Looney tunes

People that buy jewelry made of tricycle parts and propellors from Remote Control helicopters or drones.

Those goons were fuckin looney tunes, they were wearing chains and necklaces made from tricycle parts and remote control helicopters, there were too many parts spinning at one time not to drive the guy who's home they broke in crazy.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021