Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

Lady treats

Those items lodged behind a lady's ear.

Come here; I'd really like to lick your lady treats.

by The Lady Treat June 8, 2009

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009

Treated

(Adjective) Something that has a positive connotation.

(When someone gives you something you like) "oh my, I am so treated!"

(When you finally finish your final day of work for the week) "Wow, this is so treated!"

(When you wake up feeling ill) "I am definitely not feeling treated"

by Luke (Spook) January 4, 2021

Pussy Treat

Tampons.......

My girlfriend was on the rag so she gave herself a pussy treat.

by DJPissonu November 27, 2011

Trick or Treat

Suddenly everything's alright
Everything is cool
Hey dudes I like your style
It's the way it should
Maybe you'll see
Someone's put a spell on me
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
Knock, knock, knockin'
For a sweet surprise

It's a trick or treat
See my face true up in the skies
If ever we should meet
Maybe you'll see
Someone's put a spell on me

Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
So let's rock
Rock, rock
Rock, rock
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
We're gonna rock it on DOWN!

by Txorromorro March 31, 2025