holy skank

Expressing aggrivation or anger like saying What the Fuck but saying Holy Skank

Holy Skank!! What are you doing?!?!?!

by annoymous January 26, 2004

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

Holy Malaz

An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.

HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.

by themalamaker August 19, 2015

Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

holy tamole

Used in cases when one is surprised or shocked

Holy tamole look at that line of people! Going to be a long wait.

by Foliage September 19, 2020

Holy Crappalooney

An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.

"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"

by Millett5 March 23, 2011

holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009