hister

A womans gay brother

My wife and her hister Peter are discussing the latest in fashions.

by Genevajohn May 31, 2009

history

something that somepeople find hard to beilieve in for we were never there how can we be sure it happened, for all we know the world that we live in, or better yet, the reality could be in a farce, a lie and perhaps weve been mind-fucked for an experiment and that everything has been a result of years of careful planning made by one super-power, but maybe power has nothing to do with it and that bussiness itself exists within our reality and not theirs, or prehaps on account to what daniel quinn was saying for all those years, perhaps its mother culture who produces the theories and the consiricy ideas to make us forget, maybe history did happen but people who "try to look at it in a different way" are the ones with the second hidden agenda, perhaps we'll never know

no example will really enough to express this

by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad July 18, 2005

Historical Figures

historical Figures Definition:
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1. adj Historical people, situations, or things existed in the past and are considered to be a part of history.

EX1: ...an important historical figure., ...the historical impact of Western capitalism on the world...

EX2: Historically, royal marriages have been cold, calculating affairs.
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2. adj Historical books, films, or pictures describe or represent people, situations, or things that existed in the past.

EX1: He is writing a historical novel about nineteenth-century France.

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3. adj Historical information, research, and discussion is related to the study of history.

EX1:historical records.

EX2:modern historical research.

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4. adj If you look at an event within a historical context, you look at what was happening at that time and what had happened previously, in order to judge the event and its importance.

EX1:It was this kind of historical context that Morris brought to his work...
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5. having once existed or lived in the real world, as opposed to being part of legend or fiction or as distinguished from religious belief.

EX1: to doubt that a historical Camelot ever existed a theologian's study of the historical Jesus.

Historical Figures:
Babylonians (made astrological charts thousands of years)
Mozart
Jesus and/or God
The Devil and/or Death
Beethoven
Michael Jackson
Thomas Jefferson
Abraham Lincoln
Columbus (Found a new world)
Quincy Adams
Francis Scott Key (wrote 'star spangled' banner)
General Custard (Fought the Indians)

by MirrorRhea May 2, 2012

history class

Merely teaches an insanely-boring "set of lies agreed upon", and proffers info that's usually of absolutely no use whatsoever in the later lives or employment-opportunities of the needlessly-suffering students.

About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Search History

something that you need to avoid your parents from seeing and clear it after you look at this

Mom: Lemme check your search history.
Me: No.
Mom: *Checks*
Mom: wth is urban dictionary

by somone who is guy May 25, 2021

black history

Something that never officially happened.

MrVacBob: so what happened last weekend with you and martin?
Remilia: that didn't happen. black history dude
MrVacBob: it'll be february soon
Remilia: nope not even in february.

by Shii March 16, 2008

Canada's History

euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.

Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!

"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"

Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."

by Colbert digs Canada's History February 5, 2010