Hefted

To really need the toilet to the point where you have to stand completely rigid and clench your buttocks.

Where's your toilet...I'm totally hefted!

by shoeboy1972 January 6, 2020

STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

by Mr. Pancake December 25, 2008

Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009

Swamp Heffa

A term used to describe a female who is overly disgusting. Appearing to possibly be linked to the backwood swamp areas of southern mississippi.

That swamp heffa is just NASTY!! She had the nerve to sleep w/ her best friend's boyfriend, stole her grandmother's jewerly and pawned it, and wore white after Labor Day!

by TOzz256 August 24, 2011

John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

Olav Hefte

a ugly midget who has a 1cm long cock. He likes to put his cock in small boys that is called Trym. he has a fetish for furries and loves to watch furry and midget porn. he has no friends and is emo.

omg, there Olav Hefte, the midget who fucks Trym

by Ikke Emma May 11, 2023

heff

to be a pussy, cowardly or parthetic

yo man you are such a heff at the moment

by ventox May 20, 2008