hansuckass 

Variation on hansel, used by Derek Zoolander in a derogatory way, after he had been told to "derelick his balls, capitan" and having lost a walk-off to him

That Hansuckass, I hate him

hansuckass by Team BC October 11, 2004

jade hanson 

a jade hanson is a gay lesbian cupcake bondage rape dungeon dragon slayer with mint eyeliner. when you see her in the streets i hear YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK, man down where you from jade hanson?

wow shes such a jade hanson

jade hanson by lingling buk chow November 13, 2016

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

Hansexual by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

Whitman-Hanson

The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.

Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...

Whitman-Hanson by Cunningham March 11, 2008

Hanson 

To act a fool, get drunk, black out, cause a ruckus, lose control of mental capabilities.

The act of hansoning.

Can also be used as a term of endearment.

I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.

Well hello Hanson.

Hanson by Juice, Jones and Danson January 20, 2011

Natalie Hanson

The wife of Taylor Hanson

Look at that pic with Taylor and Natalie!

Natalie Hanson by Dumbass February 7, 2005

hansel 

A hansel is a term used for 'spy builds' where a kingdom consists of only spy builds with an exception of one or two attack buildings. This term is used in Kingdoms at War, a multi-platform browser game.

Nerd #1: zomg, some hansel totally stole a bunch of gold from me :(
Nerd #2: roflmao! he totally pwnd you!

hansel by Vilendor March 29, 2012