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Hanky head

someone who wears a bandanna over their head - trying to look fashionable
The bandanna is just seen as a large hanky.
Hahaha... Look at Simon - he's such a Hanky head. Never trust someone who wears a hanky on their head!
by Bum Baffitoo June 19, 2008
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Honkey Donkey Dick

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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Honkey Kong

An Asian or Asian American who tries to act or embody a persona like a white person.
Are you just going to let that honkey kong fail that math test?
by Sacha Desato November 2, 2008
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hackey

kid who looks extremely awkward all the time and hates being called "hackey". he threatens to choke kids named Tommy and tries to fight kids named andrew. Doesn't like pictures of boobies when shown to him. AKA homosexual.

If attacked by Hackey, it is known as an attackey.
Hackey tried to choke me today, but he is so obsolete as a human, his hand couldn't get around my throat.
by jesushateswhitepeople123 December 16, 2008
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hanley

One who denounces something as being gay even when it is obvious that the denouncer is clearly contradicting his own thoughts and emotions.

This technique is most often deployed by the complexed/no-one-understands-me hipster/artist type with the motive of making others ponder “Wow, he thinks everything is gay, what DOES he like? He’s so mysterious! Whatever he is into, it must be fascinating!”

The Hanley will often discover that their technique is ineffective, resulting in the hanley’s peers thinking that he is a dick... but then again who isn't?
SNYDER: Are you going to see Slayer this weekend?
MARK: Slayer is gay, i will never go see them.
SNYDER: What the hell is wrong with you! You told me that Reign In Blood was one of your favorite albums!
MARK: Whatever.
SNYDER: Why must you always be such a hanley?!?! I'm going douse you with lighter fluid and set you on fire.
TOMARAYA: This conversation is so fucking gay!
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HALFORD: Hey Mark buddy, do me a favor and lick that santorum of my thigh before it drips onto the comforter
MARK: No way dude, that is so gay
HALFORD: Whatchoo talkin’ about? You were all about it last night!
MARK: Yeah, well that was before I realized you enjoyed it.
HALFORD: Stop being a hanley.
by izod13 January 23, 2008
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Two Eggs In A Hanky

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.
by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006
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Hawkeye

When you want to get a much better look at something, you hawkeye it
I know my man been creepin', I am gonna get grandma Jones to hawkeye him tomorrow.
by loveyounot October 4, 2016
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