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Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.
by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016
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Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.

Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.

Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
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Lisi Handshake

When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.
Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?

John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
by Jack Prot December 4, 2018
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Stack hands

A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.
Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!

Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!

Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...

Parker: I KNOW!!!!
by MrThompson69 January 30, 2019
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fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!
by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019
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Drawing Hands

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.
“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”
by Minnexx January 31, 2020
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Gamer Hands

1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands
by HippyDippy_ May 1, 2020
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