1 definition by Jack Prot
When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.
Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?
John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
by Jack Prot December 5, 2018