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Piston-hands

Moniker for a jagged toothed female who coerces men into receiving unabashed, violent handjobs as a way of validating her morbid existence.
Look at Piston-hands talking to those guys; that hook nosed bitch is about to do something they will regret.
by urbanjerk July 14, 2010
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Hand Sauce

Yo bro, my hands are dirty. Pass me the hand sauce
by YoshiMaster620 November 5, 2017
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Nice hand

In the world of Poker...
A lot of people think "nice hand" means well played. But they would say well played if they meant well played. "Nice hand" actually refers to the player relying on nothing but their hand to win the pot. Referring to the outcome as pure luck and not their skills that won him the pot.
In Texas Holdem

flop, turn and river goes: 10, 3, 3, 2, 7

Player 1: shows 10,10 -full house

Player 2: shows 3,3 -4 of a kind

Player 1 goes "SHIT nice hand"
by Nost September 4, 2010
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Squid Hands

Using your hands to make the movement of a squid swimming away. It's like saying "Go away," or, "I'm leaving."
1. "Man, this party is lame. Squid hands!

2. "My girl freaked out on me, so I gave her the squid hands, and showed her the door.

3. "This guy offered to buy me a drink, but he gave me a creepy vibe, so I was, like, 'Squid hands,' and waked away."
by godfathergrammar January 4, 2014
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tiny hands

Small hands implying another small body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump
Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has tiny hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another tiny body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.
by dareadhead January 22, 2017
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hand shandy

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy
by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003
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Jam Hands

1.A medical condition striking children that causes there hands to attract sticky substances and then deposit on just about everything.
2. The actual hands covered in the sticky substance
That bastard little kid got his damn jam hands on my cd.
by John Y December 6, 2003
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