A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.
That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!
by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020
Get the Revenge hamster mug.Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011
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v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
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by brenden z. July 23, 2006
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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by scodder August 8, 2010
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Josh: A bit like a chimp?
Martin: No, more like a hamster.
Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?
Josh: A bit like a chimp?
Martin: No, more like a hamster.
Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?
by Beadle September 29, 2003
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Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.
by Skip Anderson April 9, 2008
Get the hamstering mug.-Another name for the infamous V-tec engine in many Hondas.
-Hamster-tech is used to show the generally weak output given off by the V-tec engine, mainly in Honda Civics.
-The V-tec engine is over-rated, and linked to having the power output equivallent to a few hamsters or other small rodents.
-Hamster-tech is used to show the generally weak output given off by the V-tec engine, mainly in Honda Civics.
-The V-tec engine is over-rated, and linked to having the power output equivallent to a few hamsters or other small rodents.
by razorx October 18, 2003
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