Hamhock

An excess of soft, jiggly, underarm fat where a tricep should be located. Almost exclusively reserved for overweight women.

Look how those hamhocks jiggle when she waves.

by Harry_Balsagna September 26, 2022

Hammaded

Verb used to imply that a person has absolutely choked a reply to a message. This includes, but is not limited to: dad replies, stupid questions and being an overall npc in a group chat

As usual, he has absolutely hammaded it! 😭

by Q RA October 19, 2022

Hammaded

Verb used when an individual has absolutely choked a reply to a message in a group chat, damaging all the vibes and the funny. These include, but are not limited to: dad type replies, unfunny jokes, and being an overall npc in the group chat

Lmaoooo he's hammaded it again😭

by Q RA October 19, 2022

Halmout

A person not properly hearing a specific word during a conversation and deciding to come up with a word convinced that it was the word said to him

Johnny kept being a halmout throughout his conversation with Jennifer

by Penguin on the move January 30, 2023

V-Hamm

A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.

I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.

by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013

Seth Hammack

I person with a super small genital area

Dang bro you have a super Seth Hammack

by Onemeatyboi14 February 27, 2019

Fouad Hammad

A hot man. He may or may not be strictly religious but has a Muslim background. He is a clear gaming nerd and loves to send memes that do not have context. Not liked by many becuase of his gaming mentality but he is a great flirt.

Well i guess I gotta marry Fouad Hammad now. He just too cute.

by Faythan June 23, 2019