Hopedale

One of the smallest towns in Mass.

~the show "my kind of town" came to Hopedale.
~Hopedales biggest business is stones furniture lol.
~Hopedale Actually has an airport "backstreet boys landed there"
~hopedale has a golf course.
~ hopedale only has 2 schools (most towns have like 5 or more)
~Hopedale is where everyones favorite store in town is cumbies! lol
~one of the pointer sisters lives in hopedale
Stephen Tyler grew up in Hopedale (my brother found a high school book with his name in it)
~corin and elizabeth

by corincookie October 10, 2005

Angry Hose

The act of urinating on a woman's face, then shortly thereafter slapping her with the genitals.

I pulled an Angry Hose last night and we broke up.

by NastyNun June 7, 2004

hoedown

Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.

"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."

by punkoffgirl December 28, 2005

hose monkey

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008

Hose Hound

A woman worthy of banging. A sexy babe.

Look at the funbags on that Hose Hound!

by VegasDude January 16, 2005

hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

by gollen October 15, 2003

hose

penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.

Blow my hose bizzle.

by Squiggle wiggle December 20, 2002