helmet baby

A retard who wears helmets and bang they head on stuff

“Duck is a helmet baby “

by tkotone February 1, 2022

Chrome Helmet

A special, shiny device that one wears on their head to protect them so that they can live to be retarded for one more day. Inury free and all.

She is pretty 'dee-dee-dee', she should wear her chrome helmet at all times.

It puts the polish on the chrome.

by L-A-T July 20, 2009

gladiators helmet

The act of putting your testicles on anothers eyes and running your penis down theyre nose resembling a gladiators helmet

My girlfriend in bed has a sexual preference for a gladiators helmet.

by BigDaddySaul February 5, 2014

purple helmet

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Dyke helmet

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a June 16, 2007

Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

by Kohanim March 8, 2004