Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".
by MissRoobs April 4, 2011
Get the Guiness-liver mug.A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking
by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006
Get the call guiness mug.the act of inserting a guinea pig or other animal (generally in the rodent family) into one's orifice
by JonBonJovi72 September 26, 2011
Get the guinea pigging mug.Malrial, large South Pacific island (with rainforest) that's half independent and half Indonesian. The place is literally festering with insects, tropical disease, poisonous/non-poisonous reptiles, man-eating birds, and painted head-hunting types in its jungle areas. Located in the Pacific Ring of Fire, PNG is susceptible to volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, cyclones and almost any other natural diasater you can name. As its interior is still largely unexplored due to the extremity of its geography, you may well find yourself in a 'Land that Time Forgot' scenario should you venture too far off the beaten track. The capital on the independent side is Port Moresby - a city ringed with squatters dwellings and rife with marauding 'Raskols'(bandits) who spend their time chewing betel-nut (an adrenal stimulator that turns your spit to red foam) and carjacking SUVs. Port Moresby has a higher crime rate than the Radford area of Nottingham (or even the Staropromyslovsky district of Grozny), if you listen to the scare stories. It's actually not too bad if you use your common sense. Just don't go out at night without an armed guard who isn't going to run away.
by La-di-da Gunner Graham June 25, 2008
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City Ginney(guinea):
Gino: A'yo your italian right?
Mikey: Yea 100% and born & raised in A.C.
Gino: Oh ok so your a "City Ginney"
Gino: A'yo your italian right?
Mikey: Yea 100% and born & raised in A.C.
Gino: Oh ok so your a "City Ginney"
by Di_Cosmo609 January 14, 2008
Get the City Ginney(guinea) mug.Al Pacino - "Hey, Brando, what do you call an Italian cop?
Marlon Brando - "Uh...I don't know."
Al Pacino - "A Guinea Pig."
Marlon Brando - "Hahaha...hey wait!"
Marlon Brando - "Uh...I don't know."
Al Pacino - "A Guinea Pig."
Marlon Brando - "Hahaha...hey wait!"
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