Guin

1) n. A penguin, but more specifically, one that has sexual connotations.

2) v. To perform fellatio on a penguin.

3) adj. (guinly) something quin-like or guin-related

That guinly chick is a total whore. GUIN ME! Look at that guin sittin up on that bar.

by Alex Gunderson January 1, 2008

guin

Guin originated in 1953 when two English lads got into a argument about who was more sexy. Eventualy one english lad pounced on the other english lad and began a bloody massacre that lasted 7 days and 7 nights kind of like Noahs Ark, at the end of the ruccus 1 english man arose victor and the Queen of england pronounced him "Guin" for sexy man who can kick some ass.

The dude Chris is such a guin dont you think Stigmatic?

by Tyler Hartley May 30, 2006

guin

A fun, loveing, athletic chick. Usually has a great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh. Usually a very strongly opinionated person...like a huge opinion. Usually very popular and has lots of friends and lots of admirers. Normally, extremely beautiful and striking to the opposite sex with great facial and body features. Usually very intelligent but at times can be...SLOW . A very memorable person. Very sweet, but very strong phisically and mentally so don't get on her bad side. Definitely a person you want in your life, and the kinda person you want to be liked by.she is amazing at everything she does. She is the kind of person you want to have around and want to have on your side when you're on an argument you don't want to be on her bad side ever so don't push her… Buttons.

matt~ guin is amazing

jake~ she's to good for you... but keep dreaming

matt~ you know i will

by guin23 February 26, 2017

Guin

Shortened term for guinea pig.
(Like “pup” for puppy)

“I saw his guin yesterday, they’re all so beautiful!!”

“Nuggs was the best guin”

“I have 5 guin at home”

“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”

by Period poo peter December 29, 2022

Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.

There is no such thing as guins. (wink wink)

by CFishbone July 28, 2023

guin

a slang term taken from the word penguin, meaning something is “not fly”

Pronounced “gWIN”

dude this guy’s a poser, his shoes are so guin

by emilyanemone May 5, 2024

Guin-bag

A Guinea Douchbag. An Italian so annoying that you can't decide whether to call him a Guinea or a Douchbag, so he's a Guin-bag. You can usually find them talking about working out or checking their greased back hair in anything that reflects.

Keith shakes his head every day at all the guin-bags getting off the Staten Island ferry.

by Itsnotnutella June 1, 2015