Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.

Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."

by A Panda from Antartica June 22, 2010

Gaff

A general negative expression.

Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.

by imapieceofhtmll February 12, 2014

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004

Gafner

The art of being Jewish, while not of that faith.

"Hey, Dylan. Can i borrow some money?"
"No, Sorry man"
"Dude, Come on. Stop Being a Gafner"

by DylanMarleyG October 14, 2008

Giffet

a giffet is a sweaty gap between a mans ballsack and his groin

martha my ballsack appears to be sticking to my giffet

by Jellycheeks December 30, 2008

gaffed

Past tense form of the word gaff; the uncontrolled cough exibited by a meth user directly following intravenious injection.

After shooting up the dope I scored upstairs last night I immeadiately "gaffed" and experianced a very intense euphoria.

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

gaffle

to consume quickly. whether it be stealing, eating, etc...

I'm going to gaffle these chicken mcnuggets.

by putdownmypants October 2, 2007