The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Get the The Ghost Poopiemug. Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!
by James & Matthew March 14, 2020
Get the Ghost-Chairingmug. A teenager wearing bright-coloured clothing, but has cuts on their wrists would be classified as a ghost emo.
by Lunanuh January 7, 2009
Get the Ghost Emomug. by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009
Get the Trouser Ghostmug. When you go to a party whether or not you were invited, drink all of their booze and bounce without telling anyone.
by JulesRules89 February 10, 2014
Get the Toast and Ghostmug. A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.
This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.
Still dont get it?
It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.
Still dont get it?
It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.
Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?
Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.
Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.
Man 1-What parents?
Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?
Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.
Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.
Man 1-What parents?
by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011
Get the Sheet Ghostmug. When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
Get the ghost facebookingmug.