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Fag's Fantasy

A company created by Cody Desanko in the year 2000, which is primarily based on providing sexual toys to adults.
"Hi, thank you for calling Fag's Fantasy, how may I take your order?" asked N.S., the phone operator.

"Yes, I'd like some Cody Wiggy Specials please," replied Ray-Ray.
Fag's Fantasy by Lanthony Lane December 9, 2008

Final Fantasy

1. A good series that's been run into the ground. The name's been whored around in various ways to demean the series (Final Fantasy: Spirits within, "Final Fantasy" XI). Reaced it's pinnacle at Final Fantasy 6 (Final Fantasy 3 for Americans). It maintained that Pinnacle in Final Fantasy 7, than took a huge plunge at 8, recovered a bit at nine, and turned Final Fantasy 10 into a goddamn movie.

2. The whole reason that Nintendo is losing the console race. Let's face it, if Square and Nintendo didn't get into that fight, the N64 would have gotten Final Fantasy 7 and the following games, and maybe we wouldn't be stuck in the hellhole known as "Gamecube".

3. Overrated by Fanboys. Not just a specific game, EVERY ONE OF THEM IS OVERRATED.

4. Home of the most genius Final boss ever: Kefka. Most people like Sephiroth because he "IS TEH KEWLZZZ!!!!11!!!one!!!". He's just like that lame angsty goth kid you want to kick the crap out of at school.

5. Will be ruined by Final Fantasy 12, than maybe dumbasses will realize that the whole series has gone to hell, and they're better off dusting off their Playstations and SNES's and NES's and breaking it out old school style.
Do you need a fucking example? Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Final Fantasy by Total June 13, 2005

final fantasy

guy 1- im sorry your granddad is dead timmy
timmy- u you shouldn't be sorry luck bitch got a final fantasy
final fantasy by the cliford December 7, 2006

Final Fantasy VII 

While it was certainly an influential game, the transition from 2D to 3D did nothing in terms of gameplay for the Final Fantasy series in VII. Final Fantasy VII literally rehashed the gameplay from Final Fantasy VI and added the extremely novel and worthless materia system to try and make the gameplay look less cut and pasted, yet anyone that had played Final Fantasy VI beforehand could see what a shameless copy VII was. Many other game series that had moved from 2D to 3D had retained the classic 2D gameplay feel while actually getting significant gameplay changes from moving into 3D which made them feel fresh (e.g Zelda and Ocarina of Time). Since Final Fantasy VII changed nothing gameplay-wise when moving into 3D, the gameplay ultimately felt stale to those who had played previous Final Fantasies.

The presentational values VII introduced were excellent but the complete lack of any real gameplay evolution was largely disappointing for fans of the series who had played previous installments. Unfortunately VII is overrated for the fact many people had never played a JRPG before in their life (as they were mostly popular in Japan until that point). Many people were unaware of how its gameplay had no significant changes in the transition from 2D to 3D and how the games only redeeming factor was the presentation.

A disappointing game all in all.
FFVII Fanboy: FINAL FANTASY VII IS DA BEST FINAL FANTASY EVAR!
Person: What significant gameplay additions did it make over Final Fantasy VI?
FFVII Fanboy: IT ADDED TEH UMVS AND TEH COOL CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH!!!
Person: No what I mean is "gameplay", you know the bits you actually play, not what you watch. You know, most of us buy games to play them.
FFVII Fanboy: ...

fly boy fantasy 

what every bitch wants and or needs. when she thinks about you so much she has a dream.

- when the nigga is so fly she has to change her panties. -
greatest fly boy fantasy - anthony G and or andrew dis

Final Fantasy Shrine 

Despite the misleading name, this internet forum is not a place where people come to discuss Final Fantasy. Members here instead discuss pressing topics such as "What is your action against cruelty?" and "Can we change the name of the site to Final Fantasy Patrick?". An excellent place to discuss games on Nintendo systems.
Final Fantasy Shrine demands a Phoenix Wright Forum