Cock Flounder

Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:

1.) Start off by getting an erection

2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth

3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing

What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.

My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.

by TheStepchild November 5, 2011

genital floundering

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub

Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.

by Markus GP. November 7, 2013

Flappy flounder

An act where a guy and a girl are having sex and after he cums, the girl sits on his face and and slides all over his face

Bro, i heard that jasmine gave ricky a Flappy flounder last night

by King_squirlie June 16, 2021

Family Foundation School

A school made for at risk teens that abuses children. The so called methods of teaching involve cruel and unusual punishments.

Many who go to the Family Foundation School leave emotionally scared and unable to deal with the real world.

by Yelksky Borow December 15, 2008

fondleberries

nuts; testicles; gonads

..and beckham took a nasty kick to the fondleberries there, he's curled up like a cat in front of the fire

by martin g April 2, 2003

fondita fart

A greasy mexican fart, typically occurs after eating mexican food. Often smells like refried beans.

OMG Julie, did you just rip a fart....no Amy, it was a fondita fart - must have been from my lunch.

by La Fondita February 11, 2008

Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.

While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.

by STD Revenge May 12, 2007