Eduardo

Tends to be born in February due to being so attractive and very sexy. They will always do anything to make you happy. They can be inappropriate at times but is usually a very nice boy who is very creative and is helpful. They tend to have an over sized cock

He is so sexy with that cock of his when in bed

Eduardo makes me laugh so much he makes me happy when he walks into the room

by Tjdkdl May 14, 2018

Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

by noellewashere March 10, 2009

Edarem

Edarem, also known as "The Schnozz", is an older man whose fame as a YouTube personality has grown exponentially since September of 2006. Edarem posts new videos quite often (despite, or perhaps because of the fact, that he is old and literally insane) that sometimes feature him singing, dancing, lip synching, talking, or all of the above. His tastes range from TV theme songs ("Scrubs", "Walker, Texas Ranger") to classical pieces ("Khachaturian's Sabre", "Hungarian Dance"). It should be noted, however, that Edarem also likes to posts videos about his adventures in his life, ranging from trips to Wal-Mart to a video in which he trims the branches of a tree with a chain saw. Edarem has started to edit his videos; his skill can be seen in a video, 2:17 in length, of a Robin in a bird bath that does nothing more than stand about. Given the quirky, obsessive nature of Edarem's material, it is possible that he is a paid actor.

"You seem tired this morning, honey. What's wrong?"
"Nothing, Mom. I was just up watching Edarem's YouTube Channel until 3:00 a.m. last night!"

by swimbikerun May 17, 2009

Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

by Spectacular. July 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.

Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?

Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.

by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009

Edgars

A Latin American teenager who who possesses a bowl cut, perm, mullet, or some combination of these. They are spotted in packs at six flags and malls and usually wear a black t-shirt and jeans, sometimes even a sweatshirt.

Person 1: Look at all those Edgars over there
Edgar 1: Wachu say cuh
Edgar’s Cousin: Yeah man wachu sain cuh

by Sandy Dldododjkd July 29, 2022

eggarrhea

Massive, often painful diarrhea induced by eating eggs.

After eating that omelette, I had extreme eggarrhea.

by Centauri July 12, 2008