earlobe

The part of skin that hangs from the bottom of your ear.

I want to make love to your earlobe.

by beansalog August 9, 2008

Earl'd

To cancel an excellent TV show and leave it on a ridiculous cliffhanger.
(Origin from My Name Is Earl, whose final episode ended on a cliffhanger that will now never be resolved)

Awh man they just earl'd my favourite TV show, I didn't get to see what happened with the murder suspect!

by It's Only Me. November 20, 2010

Cold Earl

When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it

After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it

by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

Eirlynn

a guy who gets all the girls, is kind of annoying at first, but hes pretty funny when you know him

girl 1: "look theres eirlynn"

by thetacocat78 June 15, 2022

slippery earls

Refers to dress shoes. Usually men's dress shoes because of the slippery, leather sole.

Whenever you wear a suit you have to wear slippery earls.

by Ron Collins December 27, 2007

Officer Earl

Earl is like a minor antagonist at the beginning of the movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, but soon becomes one the main characters. He is very athletic and overprotective and takes his job as an officer of the law very seriously and with pride. He is very proud of his masculinity and enjoys being as manly as possible and dislikes the thought of actually showing tears (he once even sucked a tear back into his eye purposely). He can get a bit paranoid and over-the-top sometimes with a raspy kind of voice and temper, however is also a very caring and loving family man who loves his wife and son very much and is willing to do anything for them. He also cares a lot about the safety of the people of Swallow Falls and even helped organise and evacuation during the "Food Hurricane" the FLDSMDFR has created.
He also is a new meme where he runs like a machine so he can clap those cheeks.

Flint: *Attaches aligator clips*
Officer Earl: FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Flint: Uh! Just a second, I'm in the middle of aAAAA-

by xxxman360 April 19, 2019

Dirty Earl

The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!

How Dirty Earl is that?

by ner121 June 15, 2020