Big dick energy

Cate Blanchett’s character in Ocean’s 8. Or, Cate Blanchett anytime she wears a suit. (Which is a lot)

Person 1: Wow, Lou Miller in Ocean’s 8 has such big dick energy.

Person 2: I know, I wish I could wear expensive suits and ride motorbikes like that

Big dick energy by Iliveinarainbow July 10, 2018

Monster Energy 

An energy drink that people drink to seem cool and lower class. Tastes pretty good but has been known to kill people because they take too much. Looks 'cool' for a teen to drink it but immature and retarded for an adult.

Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

Monster Energy by arandom9yearold December 1, 2018

Demon Energy Drink 

A kick ass Kiwi energy drink that has insane amounts of taurine and guarana and destroys pussies like 'V' and 'Red Bull'.

Demon Energy Drink...gives you HORNS!!!!

Demon Energy Drink by Lynx_xo June 15, 2009

boomer energy 

When something is synonymous with the behavior of someone of the older generation.

“This fishing meme radiates raw boomer energy”
“You fix cars? That’s such boomer energy.”

boomer energy by Gimpboy and the mask October 2, 2019

Pure Energy 

The gooey white substance that girls rarely swallow willingly. After release, you become tired.

Jake and Andrew but "pure energy" into a batch of cookies and fed them to rednecks.

Pure Energy by The Jewsquatch and Mr. Forbes January 18, 2009

cold energy 

By smoking excessive amounts of crack and creating new theories involving the theft of coldness, one will eventually see the light in the new presumption that no body actually holds heat energy; every atom has cold energy which is stolen by other substances. This is made especially clear when considering space and the latent coldness of the void. Cold energy is only dealt with in a special branch of physics called acidtripology.

The goodness of cold energy is found while consuming vast quantities of mushrooms.

Cold energy is constatly being stolen from your body when you sit next to a fire.

Beware of 0 degrees Kelvin. There is so much cold energy in 0 degrees Kelvin that things stop existing.

cold energy by Mr. W33dmysteR July 15, 2004

small dick energy 

Man with oversized ego and a constant need to harass teenage girls

Andrew brags to teenage girl, Gretha about his 33 cars to compensate for his small penis, also known as small dick energy. Gretha does a mike drop and Andrew gets arrested

small dick energy by big pussy energy December 29, 2022