ding

A euphemism for getting called out or rejected for something asinine - usually a rule with no real consequences, other than having to re-do or correct something. Usually used in work contexts with vague 'office space' terminology.

The phrase's roots stem from minor car scratches or 'dings'. Minor annoyances that do not affect the performance of the car whatsoever.

"We got dinged for not testing this obvious workflow."

"They're going to ding us if we don't submit an approval form first."

"I was dinged when we played Jeopardy for not phrasing the answer in the form of a question."

by JRR Volkswagen August 19, 2009

dab the ding

tapping the pee hole of the male genitalia with a folded square of toilet paper.

Eduardo sure put that triple ply charmin aloe vera scented unltra toilet paper to use by his dab the ding technique to remove all excess urination.

by the white ludacris October 15, 2005

rind a ding ding

"Ring a ding ding" for people who can't spell at all. Developed by the Rind Corporation.

I rand that bell and it went "rind a ding ding".

by rindcorp July 13, 2006

ding

used in the northeast to describe someone as stupid.

your a proppa ding!

by youthioo October 28, 2012

ding me

Give me a call, drop me a line, send me an email, get in touch with me.

When you have some free time, ding me and we can get together for lunch.

by the photoguy2 June 3, 2016

Dingass

Mixture between a dingbat and dumbass

You're such a fucking dingass

by brandonr12 April 13, 2017

Ding Ding

A penis figurine made by Michael Reeves
You can't buy it

Ding Ding is a friend
Ding Ding is holy
Ding Ding is love

by NoodleMan48 April 28, 2020