Gray Davis

a dumbass former governor of california. he focused on giving money to stupid things like prisons instead of schools or the community. him and president bush would make perfect companions.

If you don't want to be like Gray Davis stay in school!

by woobie June 13, 2005

Division

Something that is not possible by zero.

Conversation due to an epic fail in the system (division by zero):

"OSHI--"
"...what?"
"HE JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!"
"But that's not po--"
"EXACTLY."

by Tokyo-Angel December 17, 2008

Davis

A Davis is a person who lives a very sad & pathetic life but acts like he is really awesome & loves life. But most people can see through the act & are actually very worried Davis might hurt himself one day. A Davis spends most of his time bitching & eating hotdogs. Some people believe that is all a Davis does, but that is not true. A Davis also spends some time sleeping or masterbauting to pictures of hot dogs. A Davis also has a very unique ability to become an expert on video games after playing for just 1 day. A Davis has a "general knowledge of everything" & is not shy about throwing it in your face or telling you complete irrelevant information at random times, an extremely annoying habit. Daviss are generally very confused about their sexual orientation & will never admit to their desires, even though everyone else already knows the truth. A Davis will always think hes better than you because he goes to college, played Destiny for 2 years, & can google how to do everything in video games. If you try to help a Davis or simply point out a Daivss strange lifestyle, the Davis will become very defensive & go into an unstoppable binge of eating hotdogs & bitching. He also might go write in his diary about how everyone is always "making fun of him" & that hes not really like that. A Davis lives in deep deep denial.

Guy: Hey you wanna play a good game with us later?
Davis: I can't, i have to bitch & eat hotdogs. Besides, im already an expert on that game & that game sucks anyways.

Guy: o, ok. Enjoy your hotdogs dude.

Davis: Omg. I dont even eat hotdogs! Why does everyone make fun of me?
Davis:.... Did you know a rats teeth never stop growing? A rat is actually part of the rodent family.

Guy: ok Davis. Ok.

by Pandajunkie June 8, 2016

jim davis

The artist of Garfield :)

The Garfield comics are drawn by Jim Davis

by KT McC May 9, 2008

Nick Davis

A small black child who looks slighty like Gary Coleman at any age who likes to stare at a girl named Doughty and has fantasies about her. This boy can not achieve a full erection and therefore can not reproduce, therefore not being able to live up to his dream of being one of Bebe's kids, and he will live his life only ever pleasing himself with a pair of tweesers and a cotton swab.

I sure am happy that I am not fugly and gay like Nick Davis and I can have kids that will eventually grow up and whoop his colored ass. And California is gay becuase that is Where Nick "D-cup" Davis is from, which clearly makes Texas the best state. For all of you who think Texas sucks, well it would be best to inform you that the only thing Texas sucks at is the tit of awesomeness.

by J Beezie August 30, 2008

David davis

The Following Conservative Leader after Michael Howard.

After losing the election, the conservatives elected David Davis as party leader

by I Can tell the Future April 25, 2005

chocolate devistator

this happens when a man is giving a woman a reverse titty bang. only in addition to the titty bang you are leaving skid marks on either her chest, neck, chin, nose, or all of the above.
is even more devistating when you haven't showered in a few days!

" Rod loves the smell of Jills face after i give her a chocolate devistator!"

by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008