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inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.
Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???
by daddy oh November 15, 2016
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12 inch dick

The mythical size of a normal males dick.
CHAT ROOM 1

Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"

Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"

Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"

Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"

12 inch dick
by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. September 30, 2010
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Ink Dick

Ink Dick is the common term used when a guy titty fucks a girl who has a tattoo over the centre of her breasts.
Cory got back from Cuba and that boy got himself some "Ink Dick"
by LexusSexGod March 6, 2015
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Invisible Dick

a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.
"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible dick"
by Kar Ash February 17, 2009
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insta-dick

when a guy goes from being nice to being an asshole for no reason
"Why do you hate Chris?"

"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."

"Why is he mean to her?"

"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"
by kendra_123 January 7, 2010
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indian dick

The act of having sex with a girl who is on her period. After the deed is done, you look at your cock and it covered in blood. Red like an indian's dick
DUDDDDDDDEEEEE, I totally got indian dick fucking my girl last night HAR HAR HAR
by Nick98324324 February 9, 2008
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11 inch dick

James had a 11 inch cock Jaiden had triple Ds they knew they didint know each other very well but they knew they wanted to fuck one day James knocked on jaidens apartment door she answered just in her bra and underwear he immediately said lets fuck she said ok and pulled him in on to her bed and ripped off his clothes he stoped and said u got a condom she said no she said I can't wait but I'm on my period but I can't wait I have to get my cock in you I'm so horny she got her bra off he got her panties off and immediately started fucking her she screamed with pleasure I want to show you something he started fucking even faster he wanted to cut but held back again he held back then he let it go and he cummed twice she cummed at the same time as him then jaidens roomate walked in with her bf they immediately jumped in but jaidens bf put a condom on and started fucking jaidens roommate Kat the condom broke but no one cares they fucked all night in the morning everyone left

A 11 inch dick is a dick that is 11 inches
by A 11 inch dick November 22, 2017
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