A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.
Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
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I'm tired of relationships , I'm just going to get myself a designated hitman. What's a designated hitman? The only man I let "hit it" with no strings attached.
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I did not want to play Pokemon Go and drive at the same time so made one of my passengers a "designated catcher" in my place.
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Although Jane does not know anything about machine learning she is happy to be John's designated listener when he describes the programming interface problems he is having with CHATGPT. In the process he was able to identify that he was using the wrong model/engine.
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