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Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.
Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.
by Val April 9, 2002
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count to ten

A common anger management technique, used to calm a person down in a heated situation.
You cannot “count to ten” me - Big Sean
by 6ADAWY February 24, 2018
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Counter-Strike

a rather good multiplayer FPS game created as a mod of the half-life engine, which swiftly went to hell (i.e. as soon as the public discovered it).
it has now become the home of cheaters, morons, people who cannot actually use real words (instead replacing them with poorly spelled words which are then converted into a string of ASCII characters and letters - see also 1337) and young male teenagers who call anything a "fag" (meaning homosexual) and as such is avoided by everyone who has even a single brain cell.
player: wow i made a kill!
other player: OMG U HAXOR FAG! I'M GONNA KILL U FAG!
player: i did not cheat
other player: YEA U DID U HAXOR, OMG AIMBOT! U CANT KILL ME I'M DA 1337EST!

(i am not about to stoop so low as to write out actual leet speak EVER, but that's a reasonable aproximation of the incoherent babble one would expect)
by Shadow Sword March 22, 2004
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The Final Countdown

The one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.
Dude I've got to drop a deuce! Can you get The Final Countdown on for me?
by Pablo Beer November 27, 2007
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counter strike

A Modification of the original game "Half-Life" developed in late 1999. IT grew steadily with time to what has become an internet gaming phenomenon which spawned a lot of professional gamers and clans. IT reinforced the CPL, and it continues to do so. THe game is set up of 2 sides. One a Terrorist side and another a Counter Terrorist side. The object of the game is for each side to carry out their missions. IT seems simple, but there are a lot of intricacies in the game which makes it the number one played fps in the world.
Damn it, i've been playing counter strike for 3 years and i'm barely in a cal-im clan. When do i get my right time????!!!
by Lanzemurdok April 19, 2004
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Body count

1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard
My body count is 5.5
by Academic Concensus September 8, 2022
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counter strike

let me sum it up for you
you get on the online feature which is all people play
you get shot every round in the face by some douche bag in ireland
and have to suffer through the sound of eight year olds wispering the word fuck
so there momys dont hear them and wipe there asses
i played counter strike and then hung myself
by t-radical squared May 14, 2005
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